Breaking: El Shaarawy ruled out of Roma-Napoli clash

Already resembling the cast of The Walking Dead, AS Roma have received even more bad news as Stephen El Shaarawy has been ruled out from their Napoli clash, and appears set to miss their trip to London next week.

The injury is the 12th separate that Roma players have suffered so far this season. Amazingly, if you put together a team comprising only of injured Roma players, it could possible do damage…assuming they, you know, weren’t injured.