Have you ever seen a soccer player look so…unlike a soccer player?

 

Here we have Jordan Garden of Scottish League Two side Cowdenbeath attempting to use his head to break up an opportunity on net against the Berwick Rangers. 

 

With just 10 minutes remaining and the match poised at 0-0 Garden dives head first at the feet of Berwick's Michael McKenna, bringing him down in the process. The referee awards Berwick a penalty which McKenna himself dispatches to seal a 1-0 win for his side.

 

“Son…stupid is no way to go through life” – Animal House